This is probably nothing new for you. I am sure you have a good idea of how you fit into your local break. People know your name and you know people’s names. Along with their basic CV of familial relations and work status, you have probably tried to put them in some category of surfer. If you’ve ever had trouble with this process, here is a great little guide to keep it all straight.

If you are constantly mixing up “The Soularcher” and “The Stylist,” the guide neatly distinguishes between the two. If you make the mistake of harping on “The Clean Up King” when you thought you were talking to “The Wave Hog,” the guide will clear that whole mess up too. If you didn’t know what to call that guy, “Mr. Poostance,” who may have looked like, “The Kook,” but the title seeme a little incomplete, the guide will distinguish the two. If you had trouble identifying “The Giant” and “The Robot,” you probably are mentally handicapped, and the guide won’t help you at all. And if you are like me, the guide will point out the glaring fact that you are not, “The Aerialist” but most likely “The Clown.”

Use the guide to keep everyone in their right place. No one likes being mislabeled as “The Conjoined Twins.”

article by KL Pontz via Daily Stoke