I saw a sign at a gas station. It said “help wanted“. There was another sign below it that said “self service”. So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit. – by Steven Wright
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on Nov 28th, 2009 and filed under Mini-Posts.
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I saw a sign at a gas station. It said “help wanted“. There was another sign below it that said “self service”. So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit. – by Steven Wright